There once was a wee little hippopatamus, who lived in the magical land that connects the East to the West. One day, this hungry hungry hippo that could received a free trial subscription to a very cool website it liked to frequent on a regular basis. The first thing that popped into its wee little mind was to make a poll, as it really enjoyed taking others' polls because, let's face it, they were fun. But this poor little hippo couldn't come up with a topic to poll its peers about. Then, roughly a week later, it awoke and realized to its dismay that its trial subscription was already over. Oh, woe was the little hippo....